The Machine (2023)
Comedy, Action, Crime
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Director: Peter Atencio
Writers: Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes
The Cast
Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Mark Hamill
Albert Kreischer
Jimmy Tatro
Bert Kreischer (young)
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
Iva Babić
Idina
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Jess Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
Amelie Child-Villiers
Tatiana
Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'
Fedor
Jovan Savić
Irina's Father
Marko Nedeljković
Young Igor
Set Sjöstrand
Vanya
Mercedes De La Cruz
Teacher
Vladimir Gvojić
Train Banditti
Aleksandar Dragutinovic
Train Banditti
Đorđe Simić
Big John
Brian Caspe
Therapist
Ivana Antonijevic
Dog Owner
Miodrag Dragičević
DJ
Milena Predić
Igor's Wife
Andrija Nikčević
Scared Young Man
Tea Wagner
Madison
Dobrila Stojnić
Old Lady Villager
Videos
- Farewell From Bert
- Behind The Scenes with Mark Hamill
- Pitching the Film
- Peter Atencio
- Not a Documentary
- Preparing to Become an Action Star
- Behind The Scenes with Jimmy Tatro
- Introducing the Machine
- Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme
- Extended Preview
- Step 12: Put the PRO in promo
- Step 11: Straight up strut
- Step 10: Go hard or go home
- Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up.
- Step 8: Get reealll popular
- Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit
- Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape
- Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise
- Step 4: Release your inner badass
- Step 3: Get fancy AF
- Step 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here!
- Step 1: Cast Mark Hamill as your dream dad. Easy, right?
- The Machine - Official Red Band Trailer (2023) Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill
- Official Red Band Trailer
- Teaser Trailer
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